Baby and the Po-Po

Okay, well as you can guess from the title..we had a run-in with the law! My lovely child decided he was going to play with the phone and inadvertently called 911! I did not realize this when I just turned the phone OFF. No sooner than I put the phone in the cradle, it was ringing. DH answered at the same time I did so I hung up. DH came in from the cave (explain this on another day) and had this look of complete surprise. He said that was the dispatcher and she had a call from our number, was everything ok? She heard crying...ie my child getting upset because I took the phone away. He said it was fine and thought that was the end. HA HA..not quite...! MAYBE five minutes later, there is a knock at the door. Now, I am still in my PJs so I run to the cave and tell DH to answer the door. I am standing behind the door in the kitchen so whoever is at the door doesn't see me...and guess who it is....TADA...the PO-PO! They come in the house and ask for DH's license and wants to know if everything is ok? DH explains the story again. PO-PO want to see ME! They want to make sure I am ok?? WHAT..me? Yes, I am ok but I am NOT dressed! They still want to see me...so DH comes around the corner and says GET OUT HERE...they want to see you! GGRRREEEAT! I have my hair up in a pony on the top of my head, no make-up, NO BRA, and in my lovely PJs!! I am praying that it's not someone I know! Thank you Lord for listening to my pleas...I walk out and show them that my DH is not a child/wife-beater and that we are indeed ok. DH gets his license back and off they go...back to crime fighting! OMG!! DH is so embarassed, as I am. Maybe we can laugh tomorrow but right now, we are unplugging the phones!